英语祝福语

1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!

是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你!

2.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑!!!

3.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!

4.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

5.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑!!! 搞笑短信